White House Can’t Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards

A shapeshifting reptile from outer space guards President Obama, according to a new conspiracy video. Yet according to the White House, the extraterrestrial heft behind Obama’s protection detail is a mere allegation — and one that congressionally mandated budget cuts would have to ax, anyway.

If you believe the video above, recently posted to YouTube, the White House deployed at least one reptile guard as recently as this month. The narrator, using a text-to-speech program, suggests a …

via The Cuckoo’s Nest http://thecuckoosnest.forumotion.com/t1527-white-house-cant-afford-its-shapeshifting-alien-reptile-guards

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